One Direction Dives Off Their Fancy Yacht

One Direction, who I’m told is a big deal and consists of Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson, were seen diving off a yacht in Australia on Monday. This has to be the lamest vacation ever. The entire boat is just a bunch of guys watching these dudes swim. One of the only girls there looks like she’s one of their mothers. The other one only shows up in one or two photos. She probably left because this was too gay even for her.