If a Victoria’s Secret beach bikini shoot was an exam, Candice Swanepoel would have passed with flying colors. She wouldn’t even have to study for it. They would nickname her The Prodigy. That’s how good she is at looking hot in a bikini.
On another note, this person has the greatest job in the world. “Wait, hold on. Let me splash some more water on your ass. Mm yea. Just like that.” Of course, she probably sounds a lot less creepy doing it than I would.
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