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Christina Milian Is at the Beach

It must be 100 degrees where I am. Opening my door feels like Satan’s breath on my face. Thankfully I can live vicariously through Christina Milian as she frolics in the ocean at Miami beach with her friend.

I like to imagine in the header picture she’s telling her friend to slap her ass and then I’d like to imagine her friend going, “Mm, yea. Like this?,” as she spanks her. Hey, as long as I’m using my imagination, I might as well put it to good use.

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notafatty
notafatty
9 years ago

Like Rodney Dangerfield said “if you wanna look thinner, hang out with fat people!”

Cookiemonster
Cookiemonster
9 years ago

What a fatty

Monique
Monique
9 years ago

@Cookiemonster: I have an idea what you look like, not too cute. If you call that fat, you really are messed up!

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