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Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Want Those Gay Sex Club Rumors to Go Away

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are threatening to sue In Touch and Star Magazine after they ran reports implying Casper Smart frequents exotic massage parlors and gay peepshows where gays cruise for other gays. GAY!

Their respective attorneys warn the two publications that the reports are false and malicious and will cause “immense damage” to the couple’s careers and reputations. They want a full retraction or else… *Shakes money at rabid lawyers*

If you have no idea what’s going on, pictures showed Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart standing outside an adult peepshow before Lopez’s 43rd birthday. A regular at the place told Star that he’s seen Casper hanging around and that the place is popular among gay men.”You go into the booths, then you get all kind of tapping on the wall and propositions. It’s like zombies.” When shown a photo of Casper, another regular said, “Yeah, I’ve seen him. He was in here about three weeks ago.” Either it’s true or these two guys are really good at trolling.

In Touch’s story alleged Casper went upstairs to visit an “exotic massage parlor.” They talked to one of the workers who said she saw “Jennifer’s Boyfriend” and that he was “in a big hurry” during his visit which lasted less than 10 minutes. They added, “He is a nice man. He has strong muscles.”

I don’t know why but In Touch made sure to note that the worker they asked was a native Korean so now I’m just sitting here imagining all that being said with a Korean accent and them giving the reporters a hard sell on an “exotic massage” as they mimic a blowjob by pushing their tongue into their cheek.

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