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Marilyn Manson Is Good at Avoiding Paparazzi

If you were wondering why Marilyn Manson was walking through LAX with the words “F**K YOU” written across his mouth and neck, it’s because he wanted to outsmart the paparazzi so they couldn’t sell any photos of him. So says a witness.

I just went through the LAX security line with Marilyn Manson. He had “F**K” scrawled in large letters across the bottom half of his face, with what appeared to be a grease pencil. As we each removed our boots in the security line, he kindly explained that it was not directed at me or anyone else in the airport, but rather at the paparazzi, so that they couldn’t sell any photos of him that they took. He was really apologetic about it, and covered his mouth around young children while apologizing to their parents for exposing their child to profanity. Reddit

Someone tell Marilyn Manson, mission accomplished. I mean, all the paparazzi ever want are a few normal shots of celebrities. What are they going to do with pictures of celebrities doing something ridiculous? They might as well delete them. They’re useless now.

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Raul Alfaro
8 years ago

Beautiful man! He is brilliant. Next time put the NFL logo on your face. They’d have to pay thousands to print that and just end up having to blur your entire face.

Roth Tango
8 years ago
Reply to  Raul Alfaro

Great idea!

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