Shia LaBeouf Says Studios Give You Money Then Stick a Finger Up Your Butt

Speaking to The Hollywood Reporter, Shia LaBeouf describes the difference between working on indie films and studio films. He explains that if you like fingers in your butt, by all means, work with studios.

“These dudes are a miracle,” he says. “They give you the money, and they trust you — [unlike the studios, which] give you the money, then get on a plane and come to the set and stick a finger up your ass and chase you around for five months.”

There’s no doubt in my mind that at this very moment a studio exec has already skimmed the article, read about the finger in celebrity butts thing and, not realizing this was metaphorical, is screaming at their assistant, “How did news of this get out! I thought our casting process was top secret!”

H/T: FilmDrunk