Scott Disick spent the day at the beach with Kourtney Kardashian and their son Mason. He was wearing an eye patch. Not just any eye patch mind you. A monogrammed eye patch with the letters “LD” stitched on it. No word on what LD stands for but my best guess is Little Disick.
Whatever the case, that fancy eye patch combined with his ball scratching definitely gives pirates the touch of class and legitimacy they’ve been searching for.
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