For the second time, Barack Obama has been named Time magazine’s Person of the Year beating out the reader’s favorite, Kim Jong-un, who rose to #1 courtesy of 4Chan.
We are in the midst of historic cultural and demographic changes, and Barack Obama is both the symbol and in some ways the architect of this new America. In 2012, he found and forged a new majority, turned weakness into opportunity and sought, amid great adversity, to create a more perfect union.
But that’s not the only reason he’s Person of the Year, it’s also because he does silly stuff like pretend to be caught in Spider-Man’s web showing everyone he doesn’t take himself too seriously. Everyone is just waiting for the day marijuana is finally legalized and we see a picture of him smoking up with Snoop Dogg, sorry, I mean Snoop Lion.
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