The only thing more awesome than the Delta Gamma letter penned to fellow sorority sisters, largely due to the usage of the phrase “cunt punt,” is Michael Shannon reading the Delta Gamma letter penned to fellow sorority sisters.
I think he almost nails it. He doesn’t quite match the psychoticness of the girl who wrote the letter but he gets pretty close. Needs more crazy in his eyes.
Nerdist’s Alison Haislip (which I read as Hairlip every single time) also did her own version.
Not as good as Michael Shannon’s and it sounds like she’s merely reading a prepared speech but it’s sometimes good to get the female perspective on things. Haha, almost said that with a straight face.