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Michael Shannon Calls The Midwest ‘A Big Red Dildo’

General Zod is not holding back with his hatred of Trump and the people that voted for him.

In an interview for Roger Ebert’s website about his latest film “Nocturnal Animals,” Michael Shannon had some harsh words for our new President. Though the interview was meant to focus on the film, he had to take a little time to discuss his disgust with the “Orange Man” running the country.

When asked how Shannon can make sense of this election, he replied “Yeah, I’ll tell you how to make sense of it: This country’s filled with ignorant jackasses. The big red dildo running through the middle of our country needs to be annexed to be its own country of moronic assholes. You can call it the United States of Moronic Fucking Assholes. ”

Shannon goes to on to say that Trump’s victory probably killed Leonard Cohen and wonders how the nation became such a dumb-f**k collection. He gives a possible explanation for Trumps supporters.

“Racists, sexists…They’re doing drugs, fucking killing themselves. Because they’re like, ‘Why the f**k am I alive? I can’t get a job, I don’t know anything about anything, I have no curiosity for life or the world.’ So this Trump thing is like getting a box of firecrackers, or something. It’s like, ‘Well, this will be fun for a little while, this’ll kill some time.'”

It’s refreshing to hear any public person speak their mind so frankly and does sum up a lot of our opinions about Trump being a pile of s**t supported by smaller pieces of s**t.

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TurkeyBacon
TurkeyBacon
7 years ago

I am sure you all with especially love that huge red dildo when it gets shoved right up your ass the next 4 years, yet it hurts so good. Especially then. Because what else is a dildo really good for?