The Radio Disney Music Awards Were Yesterday

The Nokia Theatre hosted the 2013 Radio Disney Music Awards yesterday and I spent a few seconds looking over all the names that showed up and I recognize absolutely none of them. Except for two. Cher Lloyd and Selena Gomez and I only just realized Cher Lloyd has a Terminator rose tattoo on her arm.

Other than that, there was Ariana Grande who’s 19 but looks 14 and Austin Mahone who started eating a shoe. This is our future and it looks bleak.