Ryan Lochte went on Good Day Philadelphia to promote his reality show What Would Ryan Lochte Do? and everything went okay up until the interview ended and they all started laughing at him.
Mike Jerrick and Sheinelle Jones asked Ryan a few simple questions causing his brain to go from 60 – 0 in 3 seconds. Though we do find out more about him. You see, he’s a lot different than other Olympians. He likes to go out and have fun, like to go dancing with my friends.
Sheinelle asked how he was doing all this at night and then training in the morning. “My philosophy is if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning,” said Ryan. *stares blankly*
As soon as the interview ended, there was just 4 minutes of uncontrollable laughter. Mike did bring up an important question though. How are they going to get 13 weeks of material out of this guy? He’s got the personality of cardboard. I’d rather have bamboo shoved into my fingernails than try to hold a conversation with this guy.