Demi Moore’s Boyfriend Has a Pearl in His Dick

Demi Moore’s 30-year-old Australian boyfriend, Will Hanigan, had a pearl inserted into his penis as a teen per family tradition. He comes from a long line of pearl farmers and that’s what pearl farmers do. They stick pearls into their dicks.

“He had a pearl inserted in his penis when he was in his late teens,” said a source. “It is pearl farming tradition and he would always joke about it in Australia. He’d boast it’d give girls extra stimulation in the bedroom.” Confidential

Moore met Hanigan at yoga class where he teaches. They’ve been dating for a month. It’s not clear if the dick pearl came up during their first conversation.

I imagine this dick pearl is like when one hides money in their sock just in case. His dick pearl is his insurance policy for if he ever gets stranded in a foreign land and needs quick cash.

Also, anyone else think this would make for a good Gore Verbinski movie? Like, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Dick Pearl.

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