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Ireland Baldwin Inherited Her Dad’s Temper

Turns out Ireland Baldwin has the same disdain for paparazzi as her dad Alec does. After spotting a pap taking pictures of her from a distance from the comfort of their own car, Ireland lashed out on Twitter, “This paparazzi bitch who was sketchily hiding in a car goes, ‘I’m just trying to support my kids’. You don’t deserve to even have children… I hope all paparazzi sit on an ant hill with an open butthole.”

She went on, “I’ve met maybe a few paparazzi that have been friendly. The majority of you are dick bags.”

Then again, if Ireland wants to keep enjoying her carefree life of “modeling” which roughly means wandering through life doing absolutely nothing, she needs the paparazzi. It’s a symbiotic relationship. Like Miley Cyrus and twerkin or Justin Bieber and everyone who thinks he’s a douchebag.

On a related note, can we talk about Ireland Baldwin’s boyfriend Slater Trout, that dude in the photo up top? Look at that guy trying to act all hard. When your name is Slater Trout and your famous for being a professional stand up paddleboarder, you lose all rights to make that face. No one recoils in fear when you look like that. In fact, just the opposite. I kind of want to go up up to him, pat him on the head, muss up his hair and say, “Aww, isn’t he the cutest widdle thing?”

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