Doctors Chopped Off Ke$ha’s Vestigial Tail

Hoping to grab any attention she can, in an interview with Heat magazine, Ke$ha said she was born with a tiny vestigial tail that doctors cut off. Butchers!

“I had a tail when I was born. It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I’m really sad about that story.

Ke$ha must have just finished watching Orphan Black and found out “vestigial tail” is a real thing. Either way, she should have thanked the doctors. I Google image searched “vestigial tail” and every picture just looks like someone has a dick growing out of their lower back. The ultimate tramp stamp.

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