Rita Ora Starring in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

Having yet to gain popularity in the states, Rita Ora is already the face of Madonna’s Material Girl clothing line, DKNY’s Resort 2014 collection, has a deal with Rimmel, appeared on 90210 and Fast & Furious 6 and made into a character in The Sims.

Now she’s inexplicably managed to secure herself a starring role in Fifty Shades of Grey. She’ll play Christian Grey’s adopted sister, Mia, who has a somewhat large role in the books.

As Popdust says, whoever wants to break into the industry, find this chick’s agent and sign with them now because they’re some sort of wizards. They could probably rejuvenate Paris Hilton’s vagina and put it on the cover of Us Weekly if they really wanted.