Playboy Playmate Found Dead in Her Bathtub

34-year-old Miss February 2006 Cassandra Lynn was found dead floating in her bathtub this morning in her home in LA. Friends found her and called police suspecting she suffered from a possible OD. Paramedics couldn’t revive her and foul play is not suspected.

Her last real tweet was: “I just got into this new tanning bed and it’s spraying some kind of liquid on my boobs!! #weird”

Please god, don’t let something like that be my last words.