Kirk Douglas Dead at 103

By now, you probably heard Kirk Douglas died. You’ve also probably read a ton of eulogies about his past, so I’ll keep this short. For those of you too young to remember Kirk, he was the infamous Spartacus. The iconic character who gave birth to those “I am Spartacus” memes or whatever was the equivalent of memes before the 2000s. He also gave birth to Michael Douglas, the also famous actor who developed throat cancer because he ate too much pussy. So, one could argue Kirk Douglas was the fucking man. RIP, my dude. May the man upstairs bless you like John Travolta did at the Santa Barbara Film Festival.

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