Everyone Is Popping Out Babies
A couple celebrities gave birth over the weekend. Valentine’s Day weekend. On Friday, Simon Cowell and the girl he accidentally impregnated, Lauren Silverman, welcomed a 6 lb 7 oz baby boy named Eric who’ll undoubtedly be set for life and grow up to be a major douchebag who prefers wearing flat-brimmed hats and neon sunglasses indoors. Until then, he’ll be a potato looking thing that everyone fawns over.
On Sunday, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski brought a daughter they call Hazel into the world. Now they’ll be able to spend the next 20 years praying to the celebrity gods, “Please don’t make a sex tape. Please don’t make a sex tape.”
Wanted to let the news out directly. Emily and I are so incredibly happy to welcome our daughter Hazel into the world today! Happy bday!
— John Krasinski (@johnkrasinski) February 16, 2014
