Music Producer Mally Mall Has An Ocelot Named Isis! It Attacked Him

The news here isn’t that Mally Mall’s pet ocelot (which TMZ incorrectly identifies as a cheetah) got supremely pissed off and took a few swipes at him or that he subdued it with his bare hands by basically grabbing it and walking away. No it’s that Mall Mall has a pet ocelot named Isis! OMG, you have to see this! Lana. Lana! LAAANAAAA!

If you don’t get why that means anything, it’s because of Archer. Oddly enough, Mall named it Isis, the agency Archer worked for, instead of Babou which is the ocelot’s name on the show. Maybe because it’s a girl?