Apart from getting naked, Miranda Kerr reveals a lot of interesting facts about herself in GQ UK. They managed to be more interesting than her nipples.
Kerr said that she stays more toned when she has copious amounts of sex. “The older I get, the more confident I am about asking for things I enjoy. One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get.” Well, I can help her out with that. I’m all about helping others with self-improvement.
She went on to reveal that she made Orlando Bloom wait six months to even kiss her. “Orlando and I always had great chemistry. One-night stands aren’t my thing. I made Orlando wait for six months until I even kissed him.” Forget about blue balls. That dude probably had purple balls. Imagine finally getting her naked. I probably wouldn’t even have lasted 10 seconds. Unlike what you’ve heard, that’s not normal for me. The apologizing, however, totally is.
After sex, though, she always wants the guy to tell her how she did. “I always ask for a critique on my performance. I always want to better myself in every way.” I feel like this is a trap of some sort. There’s really no good answer to, “How was I, baby?,” that doesn’t involve her grabbing your balls and twisting.
Asked if she would ever date a woman, she said, “Never say never,” which means threesomes are definitely an option here.
As far as sex in strange places, she says she’s “had an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together.”
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Please, send her over. I’ll give her a throw.