Scarlett Johansson Is Preggers

Multiple sources have confirmed that Scarlett Johansson is expecting her first child. She and her French journalist fiance, Romain Dauriac, got engaged in September but she’s said she isn’t in a rush to get married telling reporters, “I’m not doing any wedding planning.” She did mention, however, that she wanted a family.

I tried to see if I could spot a baby bump in pictures of Scarlett Johansson from the Oscars, but she was wearing this suit type thing which made it extremely difficult. So I gave up and went back to staring at those leaked nudes of her.