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Seth Rogen Explains Why Justin Bieber Is a Piece of Sh*t

In January, Seth Rogen tweeted, “All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of sh*t.” Naturally, it was retweeted a lot. Rogen was on Howard Stern on Monday where he explained why Justin Bieber was a piece of sh*t. It mostly had to do with Justin trying to fit so much swagger up his ass.

“He’s a good example of someone you meet, who you think you’re going to hate him, and then you get to hate him as much as you thought,” Rogen explained. “You meet him, and he meets up to every one of your [bad] expectations of how you hope he will be.”

The first time Rogen met Bieber was during a German talk show they were both booked on. Bieber’s people told Rogen to step outside his dressing room to meet him.

“And it was weird, I was like, ‘Sure, I’ll meet him.’ So I went outside to meet him and he was acting like I asked to meet him! It was very nonchalant, ‘Yo man. Sup,’ and I’m like, ‘What the f*ck, I don’t want to meet you. Don’t act all nonplussed to meet me. I didn’t want to meet you! I was totally cool not meeting you! … But I was like, fine, I wouldn’t have said anything, I was like, ‘Aye, he’s a bit of a mother*cker. He’s young, the kid’s a d**k.'”

If Bieber had said, “Aw, hey bro. Heard you wanted to meet me,” I’m pretty sure Seth Rogen would have punched him in the face. Two years later, they ran into each other again at the MTV Awards.

“He literally had a snake wrapped around his fu*king wrist that he was wearing. I was like, what the fu*k?” Rogen laughed. “And I talked to him for like five minutes and I just remember thinking, ‘F*ck this kid.'”

Oh, yea, no. There’s really nothing else to say. Justin Bieber is a complete and utter douchebag. If I had a kid, I’d pin Justin Bieber’s picture up on their wall and every night before bed, I’d point to this picture and say, “See that douchebag? F*ck him. Don’t be like him.”

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Well said, Seth Rogen, well spoken. Your intrinsically logical and extensively thought out argument with enviably eloquent wording puts Bieber’s illiterate mumblings to shame. I see an Epic Rap Battle in the works.
We can only hope that our children like totally grow the f*ck up to like emulate your motherf*cking speech patterns. Atta boy.

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Dude ERB for this would be amazing! You’re genius.

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lol i would love it if my kid grew up to be like Seth Rogen

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id love to be canadian just like Seth!!! oh wait i am … hes awesome his not close minded like most canadian… nothing pisses me off more then a hockey freak Canadian with there swolen ego you can be canadian without loving hockey i know there is some out there its now a standard here

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lol a close minded Canadian? That’s not very common in the scope of relativism.

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