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Marilyn Manson and Justin Bieber Have Apparently Kissed and Made Up

By Eric Karnes September 21, 2017

Marilyn Manson Is Just Like Us, He Also Thinks Justin Bieber Is a Piece of Shit

By Eric Karnes September 14, 2017

Justin Bieber’s Junk Keeps Making the News

By Eric Karnes August 30, 2017

Selena Gomez’ Hacked Instagram Is a Painful Reminder That Justin Bieber Dick Pics Exist

By Jeremy Lambert August 29, 2017

Justin Bieber Unfollowing Floyd Mayweather on Instagram is Conor McGregor’s Final Mind Game

By Jeremy Lambert August 21, 2017

Justin Bieber Gives Long-Winded Explanation for Canceling Tour

By Jeremy Lambert August 3, 2017

Justin Bieber Runs Over Man to Celebrate Tour Cancellation

By Chuck Liddle

After a Long Quest to Become Even More Insipid, Justin Bieber Finds Jesus

By Eric Karnes July 25, 2017

China Bans Justin Bieber, Proves They’re The Greatest Country In The World

By Jeremy Lambert July 21, 2017

Justin Bieber Made a Friend in Post Malone

By Jacob Hill June 20, 2017

Hanson Emerges from the Dead to Call Justin Bieber’s Music ‘Chlamydia of the Ear’

By Kylie Cheung

Iryna Ivanova’s Bouncing Boobs on a Horse and Flirting with Justin Bieber

By Michael Griffin June 17, 2017

Justin Bieber Fans are Turning on Him

By Jacob Hill June 13, 2017

Justin Bieber Got a Bunch of Victoria’s Secret Models to Lip Sync for Him

By Victor June 10, 2017

Justin Bieber Forgets His Spanish, Tries Out a New Language

By Jeremy Lambert May 25, 2017

Justin Bieber Wants Everything to Be White in India

By Jeremy Lambert May 4, 2017

Are Justin Bieber and Hailee Steinfeld Doing It?

By Isadora Teich May 2, 2017

Justin Bieber’s Fans Suck Almost As Much As He Does

By Isadora Teich March 22, 2017

Justin Bieber Is an Asshat, Melbourne Edition

By Isadora Teich March 13, 2017

Ed Sheeran Got Shit Faced And Bashed Justin Bieber in the Face With a Golf Club

By Isadora Teich