Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Got Married. Again.

I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a wedding in someone’s back yard where the groom was wearing jean shorts, but I have, and it’s what I would have guessed Justin Bieber’s wedding would look like.

Seriously, Bieber posted a few pictures of him with wife Hailey Baldwin when they were kids.

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My wife and I :) where it all began

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He was such a cute little kid, who would have guessed he’d grow up to be such a giant douche?

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Got my self a lil wedding gift … thanks @jadellebh

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People still think watches are fashionable even though everyone can just look at the time on their phone. It’s sad, really. At least he was wearing a suit. Not enough fashion sense to know your jacket sleeve should end before your shirt sleeve, though.

E! had some details about the wedding, but something about their coverage immediately stood out to me.

Hailey’s sister Alaia Baldwin and cousin Ireland Baldwinboth served as bridesmaids. Her father, actor Stephen Baldwin, as well as his equally as famous brother, Alec Baldwin was there to see the supermodel walk down the aisle.

On what fucking planet are Stephen and Alec Baldwin “equally famous”? Alec Baldwin was one of the biggest movie stars of the 80s, not to mention his time on 30 Rock. Stephen Baldwin was second-billed on Bio-Dome. These are not equivalent levels of fame.

A source told E! News that “guests [were] cheering” after the lovebirds tied the knot. What’s more? Trays of champagne awaited the attendees after the ceremony was over, according to the insider.

That’s basically every wedding. People cheer and there’s champaign. Celebrities really are just like us. In this case, especially if you’re wearing a designer tuxedo but somehow also look like you haven’t showered in a week.

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