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Lil Dicky Trying to Save the Earth One Celebrity at a Time

On Thursday, Lil Dicky released his music video for “Earth” which features 30 artists you’ve probably heard of like Justin Bieber who voices a cartoon baboon and Ariana Grande who voices a zebra.

“Earth” is Lil Dicky’s charity single in support of The Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation where all NET profit will go towards. Emphasis on “net” by me because if he uses the right accountant, cocaine and hookers might be considered expenses. I categorize them under “alternative treatments.”

This is basically his version of “We Are The World”. The difference being in 34 years there probably won’t be a documentary about how Lil Dicky masturbated to some kid’s butthole.

Here’s a list of all the artists and what they voice. Is it fitting that Lil Yachty is HPV? I think it is.

  1. Lil Dicky – Human
  2. Justin Bieber – Baboon
  3. Ariana Grande – Zebra
  4. Halsey – Lion
  5. Zac Brown – Cow
  6. Brendon Urie – Pig
  7. Hailee Steinfeld – Common Fungus
  8. Wiz Khalifa – Skunk
  9. Snoop Dogg – Marijuana
  10. Kevin Hart – Kanye West
  11. Adam Levine – Vulture
  12. Shawn Mendes – Rhino
  13. Charlie Puth – Giraffe
  14. Sia – Kangaroo
  15. Miley Cyrus – Elephant
  16. Lil Jon – Clam
  17. Rita Ora – Wolf
  18. Miguel – Squirrel
  19. Katy Perry – Pony
  20. Lil Yachty – HPV
  21. Ed Sheeran – Koala Bear
  22. Meghan Trainor – Human
  23. Joel Embiid – Human
  24. Tory Lanez – Human
  25. John Legend – Human
  26. Bad Bunny – Human
  27. Psy – Human
  28. Kris Wu – Human
  29. Backstreet Boys – Human
  30. Leonardo DiCaprio – Himself
  31. Benny Blanco – Producer
  32. Cashmere Cat – Producer

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