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Seth Rogen Explains Why Justin Bieber Is a Piece of Sh*t

In January, Seth Rogen tweeted, “All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of sh*t.” Naturally, it was retweeted a lot. Rogen was on Howard Stern on Monday where he explained why Justin Bieber was a piece of sh*t. It mostly had to do with Justin trying to fit so much swagger up his ass.

“He’s a good example of someone you meet, who you think you’re going to hate him, and then you get to hate him as much as you thought,” Rogen explained. “You meet him, and he meets up to every one of your [bad] expectations of how you hope he will be.”

The first time Rogen met Bieber was during a German talk show they were both booked on. Bieber’s people told Rogen to step outside his dressing room to meet him.

“And it was weird, I was like, ‘Sure, I’ll meet him.’ So I went outside to meet him and he was acting like I asked to meet him! It was very nonchalant, ‘Yo man. Sup,’ and I’m like, ‘What the f*ck, I don’t want to meet you. Don’t act all nonplussed to meet me. I didn’t want to meet you! I was totally cool not meeting you! … But I was like, fine, I wouldn’t have said anything, I was like, ‘Aye, he’s a bit of a mother*cker. He’s young, the kid’s a d**k.'”

If Bieber had said, “Aw, hey bro. Heard you wanted to meet me,” I’m pretty sure Seth Rogen would have punched him in the face. Two years later, they ran into each other again at the MTV Awards.

“He literally had a snake wrapped around his fu*king wrist that he was wearing. I was like, what the fu*k?” Rogen laughed. “And I talked to him for like five minutes and I just remember thinking, ‘F*ck this kid.'”

Oh, yea, no. There’s really nothing else to say. Justin Bieber is a complete and utter douchebag. If I had a kid, I’d pin Justin Bieber’s picture up on their wall and every night before bed, I’d point to this picture and say, “See that douchebag? F*ck him. Don’t be like him.”

  • Mare

    If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

  • ivan

    Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had nothing to do with the design of the shirt. He just wore it.

    • BigJimSlade

      Go back to Canada, Justin.
      And pull up your damn pants.

  • RocknRollerBlues

    Since when is China a moral authority anyone cares about or “running” over a paparazzo standing in the path of a moving vehicle while bombarding the driver with flash anything but the pap’s own fault?

    Also, the writer of this steaming pile of caka should go write the word “journalism” infinity times and think about what that means. This excuse for an “article” is nothing more than hate speech. Shameful.

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