Lana Del Rey Couldn’t Even Sleep Her Way to the Top

Lana Del Rey is a product of the music industry. Her entire persona was fabricated by her record label hoping to take over a specific market. It took a little while longer than expected but with the right push, namely being part of the soundtrack to The Great Gatsby and Cedric Gervais’ remix of Summertime Sadness, they did it. Now she’s all famous and s**t.

Recently, she did an interview with Complex. You should read it. One of the answers everyone is talking about now though is when she said she couldn’t even f**k her way to the top.

There are a few different ways to take your song “Fucked My Way Up to the Top.” Is it about people not wanting to give you credit for your success? Or is it about fucking people to get to the top?

It’s commentary, like, “I know what you think of me,” and I’m alluding to that. You know, I have slept with a lot of guys in the industry, but none of them helped me get my record deals. Which is annoying.

See? She banged a lot of dudes in the industry but at the end of the day, she owes her success all to herself. It’s a backhanded way of saying no one helped her get where she is today. But at the same time, it lets everyone know that as long as you have a business card with the words “Record Exec” on it, you should be able to have sex with Lana Del Rey. Score! “But doesn’t that also let everyone know she’s probably not that great in bed?” I’ll take what I can get.

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7 years ago

At the end of the day, she’s just a ho?

7 years ago

Aw Victor’ jealous…. How cute!

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