Nicki Minaj put up some teasers on Instagram for her video for “Anaconda.” There she is giving Drake a lap dance, there she is rubbing his crotch, there she is leaning in to show off her neck. The only confusing thing here is I still don’t know whether or not to be turned on by her ass. It’s impressive but so is the Statue of Liberty and that’s definitely not something I want to have sex with. Anymore.