Keanu Reeves Keeps Finding Women in His House, This Time She Was Naked

Two days ago, a woman in her mid-40’s broke into Keanu Reeves’ house while he was sleeping and sat in silence in his library. Keanu walked in on her, calmly talked to her and found out she was there to meet him. He called the cops and she was taken away for a psych eval.

Yesterday, another woman used an unlocked door to gain entry into Keanu’s house while he was gone. The cleaning crew that was inside left the front gate open and didn’t think anything of the girl. It was only when she got naked, hopped in his shower and took a skinny dip in his pool did they get suspicious and call Reeves who called 911. She too was taken away for a psych eval.

To be fair, I wouldn’t have thought anything of this at first either. When someone’s famous, you just figure naked chicks drop by randomly all the time. Isn’t that one of the perks of being a celebrity?