Meet the Smartest Frat Bros in the Nation

A bouncer in Oxford filmed six frat bros from Phi Tau kicking down the door to another frat, KA’s, house in an apparent break-in. While he was recording the whole thing, he started chatting up the world’s worst lookout. Eventually, the greatest exchange happened. The lookout asked, “Are you recording this right now?” The bouncer responds in the affirmative leaving the guy in stunned silence. For what seemed like an eternity, the wheels began turning in the kid’s head as he tried to figure out what to do next. Well, this genius blurts out. “What are you? Like Miami Gossip Girl?” Oh, sick burn!

Then the guy went up to his friends and narced on him. According to the bouncer,

I filmed this video. I’m about to go to bed and I’m on my phone so I’ll just tldr it until tomorrow.

I’m fine, I’m a bouncer at one of the local bars. They followed me for 3 blocks trying to grab me and get my phone. Said they would kill me trying to punch and smacking me with a bag of bagels etc… Once I got to the bar I went inside and everything else was taken care of. I can’t really get into what happened after I went inside, but I’m fine.

So if you ever wanted to know which frat has the biggest bunch of dumbass bros in it, check out this impressive recruitment video from Phi Tau.

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