Life hasn’t been good for Jose Canseco. He’s experienced more downs than a, er, maybe I shouldn’t make that joke. Canseco’s fiancee Leila Knight says he was sitting at a table cleaning his gun when it went off and tore through his middle finger on his left hand. Canseco, the ever responsible gun owner, didn’t know it was loaded and, apparently, didn’t bother to clear the chamber.
Leila says doctors are trying to save what’s left of his finger. Regardless, he’ll never regain full use of it again and it may even be amputated. So, a good joke from now on would be to ask him to count to ten.