Mickey Rourke Won His Staged Boxing Match

Mickey Rourke, 62, and Elliot Seymour, 29, fought an exhibition boxing match in Russia on Friday. Rourke fake boxed his way to victory after landing a body shot and then punching a downed opponent. This match is about as real as my girlfriend.

For those of you pointing out that Rourke quit acting to compile a 27-3 amateur boxing record, I want to direct you to the videos below. I’ve taken harder shots from a 5-year-old.