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Avril Lavigne Headed Towards Disaster

Avril Lavigne’s divorce and crappy record sales made her drink, gain weight and screw every guy in sight. Okay, that last part hasn’t happened. Yet. Buuuut…extrapolation folks. It started with a direct message between her and @AvrilMusicChart who posted their DM:

Avril Lavigne Health Problems

If you can’t read the DM, Avril wrote:

I feel bad because I haven’t been able to say anything to the fans to let them no (sic) why I’ve been absent. I’m torn as I’m quite private… I’m not feeling well. I’m having some health issues. So please keep me in your prayers.

What could these issues be? Star digs deeper:

After dropping out of the public eye for more than two months and refusing to answer to concerned love ones, the startling note had everyone wondering what’s wrong with the singer. “The buzz in her inner circle is that she’s been in rehab for depression and substance abuse issues,” a source close to the singer says. “Avril was an emotional wreck over her marital problems, and she turned to partying to deal with the pain.”

Where’s the part about Avril hooking up with random strangers? Her music sucks bollocks but hey, a drunk girl wanting to make those tough times go away through sex. That’s an offer no one can refuse.

Star goes on to say that Lavigne showed up to a Special Olympics event bloated and heavier. Maybe the girl just likes to eat and Chad Kroeger restricted her. Anyway, the source says:

Avril feels more alone now than ever and just wants to make it through this. Everyone hopes that if she is indeed with rehab, it serves her well and she learns better coping mechanisms. She’s got a lot of wonderful people in her life; she just needs to swallow her pride and embrace them.

People, let’s dig deep within our cynical souls and pray for Avril. Who else will bring us more Hot Topic fake punk rock?

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I hope she pulls through.
For anyone suffering from depression, I recommend the Destroy Depression system.
Written by a former depression sufferer, it teaches 7 steps which help to eliminate depression from your life.

DavidH
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The whole punk girls was cute when she was 18, but she’s f*cking 30 years old now and it’s getting really old. IT’S TIME TO GROW UP!!!!!

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Clearly you haven’t followed her career since she hasn’t been a “punk girl” since 2007.

nik
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who writes that shit?

God
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God

This is total bullshit & far from journalism..

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