Jennifer Lopez’s Breasts Deserve Their Own Oscar

Jennifer Lopez presented Best Costume Design at last night’s Oscars and the winner should’ve been whoever pressed her boobs up against her chest so well. Lopez wore an Elie Saab Haute Couture outfit and does anyone care who that is? No. Lopez is already 45 and her boobs rank up there with another 45-year old’s boobs, Jennifer Aniston. Their boobs defy gravity so well NASA should go study them.

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