Jessica Biel Is Pregnant or She Ate a Huge Burrito

Here’s the photo Justin Timberlake posted on Instagram a couple days ago pretty much confirming he put a baby inside Jessica Biel.

Thank you EVERYONE for the Bday wishes! This year, I’m getting the GREATEST GIFT EVER. CAN’T WAIT. #BoyOrGirl #YouNeverKnow #WeDontEvenKnow #WeAreTakingBets

Years of kegel exercises should make this birth real easy. That or she’s going to accidentally crush the baby’s head as it comes out of her.