John Travolta Wins Best Oscar for Creepy Guy of the Night

John Travolta is a weird guy. There’s no other way around it. Forget the late night cruising at the gym for guys, that’s his thing. Can’t fault a guy for wanting to meet people. But, then he does weird things like try to plant a creepy kiss on Scarlett Johansson on the Oscars red carpet.

If someone doesn’t want your 60+ year old lips on them, grabbing them by the waist and restraining them isn’t gonna help.

Johannson tries to close one eye and wish Travolta away. Too bad that doesn’t work.

Then Travolta plays with Idina Menzel’s chin at the Oscars like he’s trying to charm her before he abducts her away. Menzel keeps a fake smile on her face while Travolta’s creepy fingers paw her face.

Travolta went on Jimmy Kimmel Live after the Oscars to explain, among other things, his mispronunciation last year of Menzel’s name at the Oscars. It’s doubtful anyone could pay attention with a vampire sitting in front of them. Travolta looks like he’s been out of his coffin a little too long. The only thing this guy sucks more than dick is virgin blood.

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j h
9 years ago

starting to dress and vibe that Liberace thing