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Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara Feud After ‘Hot Pursuit’ Super Surprisingly Flops

If you saw the preview for buddy cop movie Hot Pursuit with Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara and felt just a little like you were being patronized by Hollywood, good news! The movie totally flopped at the box office and because movie stars are basically filthy rich children, Reese and Sofia are blaming the flop on each other.

Since you probably didn’t see the film, let me reassure your decision not to throw away your money. One critic shared his disappointment with the film, “The proven comic gifts of Witherspoon and Vergara have gone MIA.” Take this moment to think of something Reese Witherspoon has done that is actually funny. I know, I can’t think of anything either.

Reportedly, the two became close friends during the process (since in addition to acting they were both producing the movie) when they thought they were hilarious and were going to make a bunch more money. When the film only made back it’s $35 million dollar budget, the two started playing the blame game.

“Reese blames Sofia’s accent and ‘irritating laugh,’ while Sofia blames Reese for not being sexy or funny enough,” an insider told RadarOnline.com.

Ladies, ladies, how are you just noticing those faults now!? You both are being foolish if you didn’t notice them going into the film.

Now, this situation only gets better, Witherspoon’s husband, Jim Toth, is the agent for both women. When he tries to make amends between the two, they apparently accuse him of playing favorites. Umm, he’s married to one of them; I’m confused how there wouldn’t be a favorite in that situation.

And now for the best description by the previously mentioned critic, “A laugh could die of loneliness in this shrill, slapstick buddy farce.” Oh thank you, dear critic, you have totally justified me not seeing that movie.

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Ladies, ladies, no need to fight. You’re both right.

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