Even Jon Hamm’s Huge Dick Couldn’t Save His Relationship

Ladies, a big-dicked celeb just hit the singles market. The legendary Jon Hamm and his girlfriend, Jennifer Westfeldt, ended their 18-year relationship. Let that sink in for a second. Eighteen years together and not one attempt at marriage. Westfeldt did NOT play the game right.

There haven’t been any reasons for the split. Let’s take a wild stab. Gee, why would a girl break up with a guy after 18 years together? Probably because that guy wouldn’t commit to a future together. Star wrote about it last month, quoting one of their friends.

“Jennifer realized that she and Jon don’t want the same things,” says the pal. “So they agreed that it was time to take a step back.”

Even after Westfeldt saw him through his recent alcohol addiction rehab, that still didn’t convince Hamm to take a step forward. Hamm once said,

“Our lives are entwined…It’s a long time [together]. I’m definitely the guy that repeats his stories! Mostly it’s just paying attention and keeping engaged and not succumbing to inertia or going through the motions.”

They gave a typical statement to People on their relationship’s ending.

“With great sadness, we have decided to separate, after 18 years of love and shared history…We will continue to be supportive of each other in every way possible moving forward.”

Poor Hamm and his large penis. Who will listen to his stories now?

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