Kendall Jenner’s Sorta See-Through Nipple and Lace Underwear

Are you desperate for Kendall Jenner’s areola? You’ve come to the right place. Jenner’s prancing around Paris for Fashion Week. Geez, how many of these are there?? They found one intriguing idea and spawned it everywhere. Coming soon, Tampa Bay Fashion Week. Break out the thongs and stripper wear for that one.

Let me put on my fashion editor cap and attempt to describe Jenner’s top. It’s like a pair of honeycomb teardrops, see-through for subtle nipple exposure, perfect for attracting flashbulbs from hungry vultures. Her bottoms have a sheer material, giving panty fetishists black lace masturbation material.

One day, I’m going to pay a paparrazi to hang a piece of toilet paper from Jenner’s ass and photograph it. Cha-ching! Everyone likes celeb embarrassment.

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Prince Phillip Anon Harris
Prince Phillip Anon Harris
8 years ago

Wow! Hello there, beautiful!