Robin Thicke Did Alright for Himself

Robin Thicke finally got over getting all emo and trying to win back Paula Patton. He’s drying his tears on the 20-year old shoulders of girlfriend, April Love Geary. Thicke’s 38 which deserves some applause. Patton is 39. He’s trading in for a newer model. High five playa! Wait, that’s chauvinistic. *brings hand back down* *secret head nod to Thicke*

Geary and Thicke hang out in Miami with Thicke’s son. Does his son get confused about a new set of tits in the house? How come your breasts don’t sag like the other mommy’s?

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