Serena Williams Now a Legit Superhero, Rescues Her Phone from Thief

Serena Williams wrote a big long post on her Facebook, describing in detail her encounter with a dumb-dumb who tried to steal her phone. Dude she’s an incredible athlete like… why would you think that would work?

“Soooooo yesterday at dinner the CRAZIEST THING happened to me. I was sitting enjoying some Chinese food (delicious may I add) and this guy stands next to me. It was only 2 of us sitting at a 4 person table just chatting like we have not seen each other in years. Anyways I digress, so this guy is standing next to me and something (I have now dubbed it my SUPERHERO sense) told me to watch him. My phone was sitting in the chair but I just didn’t feel right. He was there too long. “Is he a customer?” I thought “Is he waiting on the bathroom?” nonetheless I tried to shake his this eerie feeling. However, I kept watching him from the corner of my eye. Than when least expected low and behold this common petty thief grabbed my phone and swiftly left. I looked at the chair, than shouted “Omg that dude took my phone!!” Not thinking I reacted (hence the superwoman photo) I jumped up, weaved my way in and out of the cozy restaurant (leaping over a chair or two) and chased him down.”

The best part of this is that Williams sort of reviews the restaurant where this occurred. We know the food was delicious, and she made sure to mention that the space was “cozy” as she chased her phone’s abductor.

She confronted him politely, informing him that he had her phone and he covered his tracks, claiming he had just picked up the wrong one.

So is Serena Williams a superhero? Is she the hero our phones deserve?

“Superhero? Maybe? Or HELL YEA!! I’ve got the speed the jumps, the power, the body, the seduction, the sex appeal, the strength, the leadership and yet the calm to weather the storm. Always listen to your superhero inner voice. Always keep your things close! Fight for what’s right. Stand for what you believe in! Be a superhero!”

In conclusion, hit us with some girl power:

“When I got back into the restaurant I received a standing ovation. I was proud. I just showed every man in there I can stand up to bully’s and other men. It was a win for the ladies! Just because you are a lady don’t be afraid to step up to any challenge and not be a victim but a hero!”

Thanks Serena! I thank you, and if my phone ever gets stolen I hope you’re there to help.

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