Kanye West and Taylor Swift Will Never Be Friends

If you were hoping Kanye West and Taylor Swift had buried the hatchet and were going to collaborate in the future, you can just stop right there, buddy. Not going to happen. Especially after Kanye’s listening party where he debuted his new album T.L.O.P., otherwise known as, The Life of Pablo.

That’s because on his track “Famous” he dropped this lyric about Swift, “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / I made that bitch famous.” In reference to the Kanye-interruptus moment at the MTV Music Awards.

Swift’s rep said Kanye asked her to release the song on her Twitter account. For obvious reasons she “declined and cautioned him about releasing a song with such a strong misogynistic message.” Swift’s brother was also not so happy about the lyric. He was so unhappy he dumped his Yeezy Boosts.

Swift wasn’t the only one Kanye took a shot at. He went in on both Ray J and Rob Kardashian. Kanye rapped, “I bet me and Ray J would be friends, if we didn’t love the same bitch / You might’ve hit it first / Only problem, I’m rich.” Then there was, “Blac Chyna fucking Rob, helping him with the weight.”

At the end of the livestream, Kanye announced a videogame called Only One he made about his mom going to Heaven. Uh, oook, Kanye.

https://youtu.be/gE9w66Z8VGw

Kanye doesn’t even live on the same planet as anyone else. Any thought that passes through his head he probably thinks is the most genius thing ever. Which is pretty dangerous considering he has all the money in the world to make it a reality. Like, if one day he was sitting around listening to his own album for the 200th time and then he thought, “You know what would be fucking sweet? A half-tiger, half-bear attack pet that could hold two machetes.” And then, bam, the next day Amber Rose would be backpedaling real fast on that whole putting her finger up Kanye’s butthole thing.