Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry Are Moving Fast, ‘Seem Very Serious’ on Their Hawaiian Vacation

Life moves fast, love should too. All signs point to Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom being deep in it. After allegedly getting together at a Golden Globes afterparty, the two people who had no business anywhere near the Golden Globes, probably hooked up and now they’re in a full blown relationship not quite sure how they got here.

Just two months deep into this thing of theirs, Perry and Bloom are already vacationing in one of the singer’s favorite spots, Kauai in the Hawaiian Islands. An insider close to the couple says:

Orlando and Katy seem very serious.

Two months have passed and they still like each other? Don’t let anyone fool you, people don’t get better after high school and still liking a person after two months is a big deal. But all their prior indiscretions, irrelevancies, Hollywood meangirling and poor performances can be forgotten with a glance at these beautiful people.

I’m sure that’s the lube that keeps this shallow relationship machine running. They just spend their allotted times together staring lovingly at symmetry, perfect muscle placement and  glistening skin suits.

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