Kanye Doesn’t Need Sound to Get Off

Seems like in addition to instilling in her children that family is everything, Kris Jenner has brainwashed her children into their quest of sowing the world with their seed. With daughter Kourtney Kardashian seemingly out of commission following her split with long-time beau, Scott Disick, there’s been a void in the wombs of the Kardashians. Kanye feels it the most in his urging of Kim to have more children, but Kim’s not feeling it. On Wednesday’s final episode of the so bad it’s kinda ok FYI series, Kocktails with Khloe, all stops were pulled when Khloe welcomed as guests, a very pregnant Chrissy Tiegen and hubby John Legend, along with sister Kim and Kanye.

You know you’re in good company when a cheap pregnancy rumor can’t derail conversation though. By far the juiciest part of the talk show’s finale was when Kanye revealed he doesn’t watch porn with the sound on. He tells his wife, sister and friends on air:

I’ve never watched porn with the sound on

But Legend seemed confused.

Why don’t you want to hear it?

West and his wife’s family might be rich as f**k, but he did do more than one stint in his mother-in-law’s house in Calabasas. Walls do talk. I don’t care what anyone else tells you. If you have any hearing left worth a damn, you can tell when someone’s jerking it in the next room. That’s not the kind of conversation you want to have with your mother-in-law in the hallway. He explains that the muted pornography voyeurism is simply part of his habit now.

Well…I lived with my mom in high school then I lived in my mother-in-law’s house…there’s kids next door and stuff.

And then he offered his sweet Kanye life in apology and all his eccentricities were forgiven by the perpetually glowing celebrities. Whoever said Kim wasn’t funny doesn’t know Kim because she teased back at her husband suggesting he probably has a thing for Japanese pornography.