Taylor Swift Gushes About Calvin Harris and Sports an Abomination of a Hairstyle

Taylor Swift covers Vogue‘s May 2016 issue. First off, what she did to her hair is a crime against humanity. She’s going for that supermodel/hipster look. All dyed and frizzy and s**t. In her interview, she touches upon topics like Calvin Harris (of course), dating and future plans.

On future plans:

So what the hell are you going to do with the rest of your life, Taylor Swift?

“I have no idea. This is the first time in ten years that I haven’t known. I just decided that after the past year, with all of the unbelievable things that happened . . . I decided I was going to live my life a little bit without the pressure on myself to create something.”

On short-term goals:

“I want to be a well-rounded person who can make a good drink.”

“To be able to save somebody if they’re drowning. So CPR, all the various kinds of chest compressions. People tell you little tips, but that’s different from actually taking a class and getting certified.”

On dating Adam Wiles aka Calvin Harris:

“I’m just taking things as they come. I’m in a magical relationship right now. And of course I want it to be ours, and low-key . . . this is the one thing that’s been mine about my personal life.”

On dating in her 20s and being a woman:

“You know, I went out on a normal amount of dates in my early 20s, and I got absolutely slaughtered for it. And it took a lot of hard work and altering my decision-making. I didn’t date for two and a half years. Should I have had to do that? No.

“I guess what I wanted to call attention to in my speech at the Grammys was how it’s going to be difficult if you’re a woman who wants to achieve something in her life—no matter what.”

She got slaughtered because she put every guy who broke her heart into a song. She’s made millions off of that and should keep on doing it.

Pretty sure this is the last we’ll see of Taylor for the next couple of years. That is until the E! TV special wedding with her and Calvin. Also, that’s enough time to rethink this new hairstyle.

[H/T Vogue]

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Prince Phillip Anon Harris
Prince Phillip Anon Harris
8 years ago

:-/ Taylor Swift Gushes About Calvin Harris and Sports an Abomination of a Hairstyle.

8 years ago

It’s good to know that in the world of TS, being well rounded means making cocktails and doing the Heimlich. What an insufferable, basic bitch.

But at least she’ll be able to get her guests liquored up, which they’ll seriously need hanging with her and her cats, and then be able to save them after they choke down her awful cooking.