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George Zimmerman Put THAT Gun Up for Auction

George Zimmerman has gun disease. This morning news broke that the Sanford, Florida resident responsible for the death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in 2012 is trying to sell that gun. The only possible explanation is that Zimmerman is a sufferer of gun disease. But… the neighborhood watch volunteer who was acquitted twice of first and second degree murder wants to go ahead and claim the gun as a piece of American history because the Smithsonian supposedly wanted it.

If the gun were to sell though, the proceeds are not intended to line the killer’s pockets. Instead they go to exactly the kids of things you would expect any man from Florida to support. He’d obviously be donating towards the noble cause of Hillary Clinton’s ‘anti-firearm rhetoric’ and to stopping Black Lives Matters attacks on the men in blue.

Here’s Zimmerman’s full description of the weapon. Do words ever make you nauseous?

Prospective bidders, I am honored and humbled to announce the sale of an American Firearm Icon. The firearm for sale is the firearm that was used to defend my life and end the brutal attack from Trayvon Martin on 2/26/2012. The gun is a Kel-Tec PF-9 9mm. It has recently been returned to me by the Department of Justice. The pistol currently has the case number written on it in silver permanent marker. Many have expressed interest in owning and displaying the firearm including The Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C. This is a piece of American History. It has been featured in several publications and in current University text books. Offers to purchase the Firearm have been received; however, the offers were to use the gun in a fashion I did not feel comfortable with. The firearm is fully functional as the attempts by the Department of Justice on behalf of B. Hussein Obama to render the firearm inoperable were thwarted by my phenomenal Defense Attorney. I recognize the purchaser’s ownership and right to do with the firearm as they wish. The purchaser is guaranteed validity and authenticity of the firearm. On this day, 5/11/2016 exactly one year after the shooting attempt to end my life by BLM sympathizer Matthew Apperson I am proud to announce that a portion of the proceeds will be used to: fight BLM violence against Law Enforcement officers, ensure the demise of Angela Correy’s persecution career and Hillary Clinton’s anti-firearm rhetoric. Now is your opportunity to own a piece of American History. Good Luck. Your friend, George M. Zimmerman ~Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum~

Si Vis Paceum Para Bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war.

I make my money through the internet, but I’d sacrifice all of that if we were able to stop this man’s influence. The internet is only reenforcing this brand of bullshit. So as is appropriate, I will be auctioning off my rusty kitchen knife. All proceeds will go to stopping the spread of gun disease.

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