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Nazis Love Taylor Swift!

There are some things you read and they blow your mind. How can this possibly be?, you think. But sometimes there are other things that make you think, oh that could make some sense. The latter of the two is what happened when I read that Taylor Swift is an icon for Neo-Nazis.

I mean, look at her. She’s 5 ft gorgeous, she’s naturally blond, has blue eyes and lacks all semblance of melanin. White supremacist Andre Anglin is one of her biggest fans. The Daily Stormer blogger shares:

Firstly, Taylor Swift is a pure Aryan goddess, like something out of classical Greek poetry. Athena reborn. That’s the most important thing.

Shhhhhh, don’t tell him those born around the Mediterranean are often darker. But he has some theories:

It is also an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world. Probably, she will be betrothed to Trump’s son, and they will be crowned American royalty.

Ooooooooo now that’s a romance for Swifty. It makes sense. The 1989 has only let white women into her squad. Her version of feminism has been historically whitewashed. She seems to only care about very white things. Anyway, if you take a look around the internet, you’ll see that the singer is quite the subject of praise amongst the Nazi community. It’s not a stretch to see why. Anglin has nothing negative to say about her. He has the same idolization complex as an Italian son toward his mother.

We are certain that as soon as Nazis saw her, they were magnetically drawn to her sculpted Aryan form and angelic demeanor.

She’s essentially the Farah Leander of the 21st century. It sounds like a joke, but it’s not. We like to think of racism as the butt of all our progressive jokes, but it’s a very real thing. There are Facebook groups dedicated to her, one notably with over 19k likes is Taylor Swift for Fascist Europe. You’ll find memes of Swift galore along with a profile picture of the artist (too convincingly) photoshopped into a Nazi-era military uniform.

One of the reasons the Nazis love Swift so much is because she’s remained basically exactly the same throughout her entire career. She is fascist herself in her subscription to a blind formula of song making and money making:

It’s incredible really that she’s surrounded by these filthy, perverted Jews, and yet she remains capable of exuding 1950s purity, femininity and innocence. She is the anti-Miley. While Miley is out having gang-bangs with colored gentlemen, she is at home with her cat reading Jane Austen.

I think it’s time for punk and hard femme to permeate the mainstream and it might be Swift’s only hope if she actually gives a fuck about her Nazi fanbase.

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gem2477
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Nah. The song is so immature and outright stupid that Kanye is probably somewhere laughing his ass off.

earlharbeson
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Funny, She sold out 5 nights at the Staple Center for 1989 which seated a total of 86,000 people, She has sold 120,000 tickets in the Rose Bowl so far for the “Reputation”. I doubt he is laughing to loud, he made $31,745,967 on his Saint Pablo Tour, she sold $180,000,000 worth of tickets the first week.

Thao Truong
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dont be jealous…that song basically says it all. its genius…how else is it breaking record…if it sucked then everyone would say so….revenge comes in everyway and she got hers by being top of the list…lets see all her haters get there like taylor did. NOTTTT

BigJimSlade
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It’s genius? It’s not even music.
This generic crap wouldn’t have managed to be a B-side on a Madonna single 20 years ago.

gem2477
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She could have released a track of her farting and it’d be #1. With her, that’s not a good demonstration of if it being a good song.

AussieDan
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Remember when Taylor wrote poppy country songs…?

Shawn Cicero
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wow people are nutty stalkers

Mithrull
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Pretend to like her fans? Bwhahahahahahaha you are fucking pathetic.

Moise
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who the hell are you guys? no names, just jealous of her fame and success. But who can blame you? You do this for green.

Sinead McGowan
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ooooh Taylor’s army

Atomic Rat
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oh my fucking god !!!!!!

she’s so existential… she’s so multidimensional… she’s so fucking awesomely…. banal and pedantic.

So you really don’t have to have anything one the ball other than a good PR firm and a fair agent to be a success as a pop star.

I didn’t believe them. It’s still hard to believe.

Larry
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That girl is too high maintenance and a loon.

Atomic Rat
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Sailor Twit – the rally face of the nazi generation.

Nice one. The one trick pony and the goosesteppers.

Sieg Heil, frau Taylor. I see you’re on to your next crossover genre.

jay
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“Except, anyone can join. Even if they are not, wait for it, fans of Taylor.” How would a phone app know whether or not someone is a fan of Taylor Swift? What’s it going to do, read all your archived text messages to see if you talk about Miss Swift with your friends and determine if you said positive or negative things about her?

Perry de Havilland
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“Taylor has been criticized by just about everyone for not speaking for or against Trump”

Yeah Taylor is missing a beat here, I mean we all just *love* to be lectured by sage-like showbiz celebrities about politics, right?

me
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1/3rd of the country supports being mean and fueling drama, while the other 2/3rds has had enough. So Taylor’s drama filled, passive aggressive, mean girl behavior is no longer tolerated by most. Most of us had enough of Taylor & people like her.

Thai Wu
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No doubt she will sell out if her rich father and rich close business connections buy them up to save her REPUTATION.

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