Turns Out NFL Security Guards Aren’t Allowed to Masturbate on the Field

Yesterday, a clip surfaced on the Internet showing a San Diego Chargers security guard standing on the sidelines doing his job. If that job was jerking off while staring at a cheerleader.

Unfortunately, the Chargers didn’t take too kindly to this and 86’d that employee.

“We are aware of the disturbing actions of an Elite security staff member at Sunday’s game. We apologize to any fans who may have witnessed the incident.”

They should be apologizing for the crappy team their fans have to witness this year. Watching some guy jerk off at least gives them a laugh in between the tears.