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Take A Jack Off Break, Masturbation Breaks May Be A Good Idea for the Workplace

Workplaces are looking for new ways to make employees happy, so masturbation breaks might be in your office’s near future.

In a survey by Guyfi, a company that has a masturbation popup booth, they found that about 40% of people already jerk off at work. Since nearly half your co-workers are already doing it, there’s now some who believe a jack off break would be healthier than a smoking break and cheaper than stepping out to Starbucks.

“I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling,” said psychologist and life coach Dr. Cliff Arnall. Apparently, masturbation tends to result in higher productivity due to its stress relieving properties.

Vice called out for confessions from workplace diddlers and they had many unashamed responses. Some do it just to relieve boredom, some to reduce stress, or others to break up the day.

Others claim that they are more focused after orgasm and the fear of getting caught gives you superhero senses. “In the middle of it, your senses are heightened. Your hearing is perfect so you know when a door is starting to open. Your vision is crystal clear. It’s like you’re on the defensive as much as you’re horny.”

A lot of people think masturbation should be perceived as a completely normal break option. “I don’t think jacking off is any worse or better than taking a shit,” said one Vice survey participant. “It’s arguably better, because it doesn’t smell.”

It’s unlikely this type of break will be embraced by all offices, since a lot of people don’t like the idea of their odd coworkers cumming next to them in the bathroom. But the main takeaway is that employees should be allowed semi-frequent breaks. Breaks themselves reduce stress and actually increase productivity. So whether you’re going to jerk it or not, start asking your boss for regular breaks. Then the in office orgasm will be an added bonus.

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